My friend Zandi showed me this video of her riding an ostrich in South Africa months ago and I laughed hysterically. So it is a little gift to you, readers.
Here is my social commentary. Zandi’s husband is wondering why her video on YouTube called simply “Ostrich Riding” (837 views) does not have as many views as “Hot Blonde On Ostrich” (17,745 views) when this video stinks. This is crazy, but Zandi if you had called it “Woman with boobs rides ostrich” you probably would have gotten 50,000 or so views and if you had called it “Hot Blonde with Boobs rides Ostrich” you may have surpassed a million. Hot Blonde + Boobs + Some strange sport = many men click on it.
You see the Hot Blonde video has a chick that does not even ride it she just sits on it. Your video has a hot blonde (you) and you actually ride it and that is literally PIMP (pee in your pants) funny. The word boobs would just get more views because that is what this world is and there are people who search google for things with boobs and a combination of everything so I am sure someone has combined that with ostrich (EWW). But you don’t really want those dudes to wach your great little video (look at the comments they made on Hot Blonde) and I don’t think your darling hubby does either.
I know this because in my brain I just know it is sad but true and also because a great little Blog called thirtysomethingLand that has a post I just read on how people found her blog. Turns out after she wrote a little post about Giada (Food Network Hottie according to all things male) and her always right there boobs, a lot of people found her blog through searching for things like Giada + Size + Boobs and Giada + Boobs + Gagged. Excuse me while I puke – that is disturbing.
Yes, it is true. Blog about boobs and your traffic may go up. We mommy bloggers must get quite a few odd visitors when we are writing about boobs and poop and bottoms and nakedness and such things! My boobie rants must open the floodgates!
Well Zandi your video is better than Hot Blonde and mommies all, your blogs are much better than the smut those searches were looking for! Let’s teach our daughters that 800 is better than a million if we don’t have to use our boobs to get it right?
Humorous Note: However, if you are looking to increase traffic and do not care what vermin click on your site it seems that you should put the sexy word in the title and tag it (As I have done in this post I just realized. 
It would not hurt to throw in a celebrity’s name either. But that might just be shameless.
I am the Ringmaster of this circus. I have 3 small children who don't know what that means so I just say "Boss" and they get that. I am a mom who loves to write, build things, make things and love on my kids and my hubs. I am also in the midst of a love affair with social media. Always busy, usually laughing and never without words. Thus, Mommy Words. 
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July 15, 2009 at 9:01 am
HA HA! Words of GREAT wisdom my friend TYVM! I will be grateful for my 830+ clean views in that case. Not that it REALLY matters how many ppl view it at all…
ps. Love the “humorous note” too! bwa ha ha BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!
Throw in “italian boobies” and you get a whole gaggle of google pervs. Who knew an innocent rant about Giada would cause such commotion.
It’s true though – add boobs to ostrich and the results will be scary I can promise!
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