The Belly is Comfy and Warm

I am only posting this because I have a need to be like everyone else and show my pregnant belly in its giant state.  And because, more importantly, my belly was always getting cold and I finally gave into temptation and made a black Friday purchase that has forever condemned me to dweebdom but will forever keep me, and my belly, warm.  Hell, this thing would keep my whole family warm!  But first, the belly, dressed in horizontal stripes, because I am a stupid dweeb.

31 Week Belly

Now, a drumroll for the n.a.p. Comfy Blanket.  On Black Friday my mom needed a sweater vacuum thing to get the nubbies off and I suggested Brookstone.  In the entrance there is a huge pile of n.a.p. puppy dogs that Miles went CRAZY for.  He was hugging and licking and just really making it clear that he NEEDED this puppy. Well, you could get one free if you spent $75.  With my mom’s nubbie purchase plus a set of n.a.p. socks for my always freezing feet there was still a gap.  We needed to buy more!  I could just imagine the jealousy from the rest of my frigid body (we keep the heat between 62 and 65) when my belly saw my cozy feet so I succumbed and bought the blanket with sleeves.

n.a.p. Comfy Blanket (Brookstone)

This gal is wearing it backwards, in my opinion.  I am, at this moment, wearing it like a giant plush robe.  I am like a pregnant Yoda as it is big enough to have a sort of hood if you want.  That way my ears stay warm too!  The thing drags at least 5 feet past my tootsies and is big enough for my whole family to fit under.  I will also be able to breastfeed in it since I wear it all open like this.  I may never take this off.  When you picture me blogging you may picture me in this.  You may laugh – but damn am I COMFY.

As an aside, this chick is in her nap with her hair done in a fully decorated house writing her Christmas cards.  She really has her stuff together huh?  When you picture me, also imagine that my hair and nails and make up are done and that my house is sparkling clean and all my to-do’s completed.   Thank You.

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