Violet

How Some Shit Turns to Sunshine

I am not one to curse on my blog or out loud much really. In my head it is a whole different story, but that is beside the point. There is no other word but shit for our weekend. It was everywhere. Literally. Violet is all good with pee pee in the potty and she [...]

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The Case of the Itchy Scratchy Baby and the Nipple that Wasn’t

Let the detective work begin. Today started out totally normal. You know, complete chaos in the morning. As per our usual routine I ran chasing Violet around the house in an effort to force her prized Tinkerbell nightgown off of her body and momhandle an outfit on her. It’s fun times here in the a.m. [...]

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Supermodel Baby

Watch out Heidi, Paulina, Cindy, Cheryl, Christie, Rebecca, Tyra and all other bathing suit beauties who have rocked the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. While I have never posed in the water on a beach, Violet has it covered. Yep, this baby got back. Bathing suit by The Gap. Baby by Me. [...]

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Jailbreak: Crib Style

I have previously mentioned that my children are monkeys. It seems that no surface is unattainable and no gate insurmountable. Violet takes the cake for climbing. The girl is smart and strong and at 18 months it seems that one day she may give Spiderman a run for his money. Usually she calmly swings a [...]

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She’s a Wedding Wrecker

I love my baby girl. However, she acts more like an out of control mack truck than a gentle lady. She is freaking crazy. She is an extraordinary climber and spends most of her time on top of tables or counters or climbing bookcases. I am terrified she will get hurt and break something. She [...]

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